Nick Di Paolo credited as playing...
Self
- Nick DiPaolo: The only advice I ever got from my dad is this: sex is like pizza, even when it's bad you still gotta pay for it.
- Nick DiPaolo: I don't think doodie comes out of her
- [Brittany Spears']
- Nick DiPaolo: butt. I think it's more like strawberry yogurt.
- Nick DiPaolo: I was born gay, but 8 months of breast feeding wiped that right out. I'm just glad my Dad wasn't walking around naked when I was teething.
- [Slogans for the war in Iraq to be printed on t-shirts]
- Nick DiPaolo: Roses are red, violets are blue, lets hang Saddam by his nuts, and the French bastard too.
- Nick DiPaolo: Jessica baby you should be with me because I know how to treat a lady especially a retarded one... you screw her then give her a big red balloon