Elias Toufexis credited as playing...
- Luke: I'm going to find out who they really are.
- Roger: A hot alien with snake tits?
- Roger: With you it's all about cameras, conspiracies and alien girls from hooter planet!
- Roger: You think Melody knows I'm a virgin?
- Luke: Actually, yeah.
- Constance: I wasn't supposed to have feelings about this.
- Roger: About what?
- Constance: About you. I've never met anyone like you Roger.
- Roger: You say it like it's a bad thing.
- Constance: It is... because everything you said about Lilly and I. It's true.
- Roger: [alternative DVD scene] You think Melody knows I'm a virgin?
- Luke: Why do you care?
- Roger: I just do.
- Luke: My grandfather use to say you worry less about what people think of you once you realize how little they do.
- Roger: [in the dorm laundry room, pulls out two beer cans from his laundry basket] Oh, yeah, a cerveza?
- Luke: I got to slow down man, OK?
- Roger: You can slow down when you're dead.
- [hands Luke a beer]
- Roger: Oh, yeah.
- [cracks the beer open and takes a swig]