Leslie Phillips credited as playing...
Lord W'ruff
- Lord W'ruff: I want you to take this to the King's bedroom.
- [hands him a book]
- Bendle: Oh?
- Lord W'ruff: Place it beside his bed.
- Bendle: 'Me in Kamp F'. What's this, a gay prison story?
- Lord W'ruff: No, it's 'Mein Kampf'. It's by a German. Full of interesting ideas. Make sure the King sees it.
- Hitler's Pilot: [to Hitler] Mein Fuehrer. It's such an honour to be the pilot who flies you here on such a top secret mission; a secret that I will not impart to a living soul.
- Martin Boorman: [shoots Hitler's Pilot 13 times with a pistol from point blank range]
- Lord W'ruff: [to Hitler] Please, let me take your bags.
- [to self]
- Lord W'ruff: Wh-Wha-what a funny thing.
- Lord W'ruff: The German Chancellor, Sir. He's just invaded France.
- King George VI: G-good. 'bout time someone did.
- [to Adolf Hitler]
- King George VI: Well it very nice to meet you, Mr Heffner.
- King George VI: [to Hitler] You're a madman! I've suddenly realised who you are! I seen you a film! And, you had this shoe! Ahhh-a-and, you ate it! Ha, ha! Ah, disgusting! He absolutely disgusting!
- [to everyone else]
- King George VI: I say, stay away from this chap. He's an absolute fruit.
- Lord W'ruff: [whispers something to King George VI]
- King George VI: [to Hitler] Ah, Chaplin! That's it. Good man, Chaplin.