Tamela J. Mann credited as playing...
Cora
- Cora: [Madea holds the baby's middle and lets the head drop] Hold her head!
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: This a crack baby, can't nothing hurt her.
- [bumps the baby's head against the house siding]
- Cora: Ow! Madea!
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: She allright, she ain't crying, she ain't crying.
- Leroy Brown: [Brown comes out with only a towel and a shower cap on] Mable? Where Mable at? Mable?
- Cora: Mr. Brown! Calm down!
- Leroy Brown: Ain't no calm you ain't go be shootin at my dog again! Mable!
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: Brown what the?
- [Madea laughs continuously]
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: Brown what the hell is wrong with you get out my yard. I don't know who got alzheimer's you or your wife? You look a mess! Get the hell outta my yard
- Leroy Brown: You better stop messin-
- [gets cut off by madea]
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: You better get the hell outta my yard monkey!
- Leroy Brown: You know what! Imma call the police on you!
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: Do i look like I'm scared of the po po Brown? Call the po po, I aint scared of the po po!
- Leroy Brown: You got one more time you big ol nasty whale.
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: You the one standing there lookin like a BIG BLACK SEAL.
- [Starts making seal noises]
- Leroy Brown: Mable, you better not fool wit my dog again. Take this boot and bust you upside yo head wit it.
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: Thats a baoot in ya hand I thought it was your arm!
- [Madea starts laughing continuously]
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: Brown, you so black I would shoot ya but your skin just teflon, ain't no bullet go get through it.
- Leroy Brown: You ain't got now another time.
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: Just get the hell outta my yard you pig in a blanket! Go put some lotion on them knee caps!
- Leroy Brown: Ain't nuttin' wrong with my knees, you stink anyway.
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: You the one that's mursty - I can smell you over here.
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: Cora, these gifts pertain to the wedding night. Gifts pertain to the wedding night.
- Cora: Yes, Yes
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: See thats why I ain't pay for no highly paid stripper cuz they wouldnt know what to do. These gifts pertain to the wetting night you understand?
- Cora: Yes
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: Bachelorette parties, get those kinds of gifts, understand?
- Cora: Yes
- Mable "Madea" Simmons: Ok, now why did you buy her a Holy Bible?