Peter Stormare credited as playing...
Satan
- John Constantine: They have the Spear of Destiny.
- Satan: [mocking him] "They have the Spear of Destiny!"
- [becomes serious, leans in]
- Satan: Or is it another one of your cons?
- John Constantine: Go look for yourself.
- [Satan hesitates]
- John Constantine: You've waited twenty years for me, Lu. What's another twenty seconds?
- Satan: Sonny, I've got a whole theme park full of red delights for you.
- John Constantine: Aren't you a peach?
- John Constantine: You mind?
- [reaches for cigarettes]
- Satan: Oh, go - go right ahead; I've got stock.
- John Constantine: [chuckles] Coffin nail.
- Satan: Very fitting, John.
- John Constantine: Word is that kid of yours is a chip off the old block.
- Satan: Well, one does what one can.
- John Constantine: He's in the other room.
- Satan: Boys will be boys.
- John Constantine: With Gabriel.
- Satan: [looking disgusted] No accounting for taste, really.
- Satan: Hello, John. John, hello. You're the one soul I would come up here to collect myself.
- [claps giddily]
- John Constantine: So I've heard.
- [after Satan thwarts his son's plot]
- Satan: So...
- John Constantine: So.
- Satan: Yeah, what do you want? An extension?
- John Constantine: The sister, Isabel.
- Satan: What about her?
- John Constantine: Let her go home.
- Satan: [sneers] You're willing to give up your life so she can go to Heaven?
- [John nods. Lucifer shuts his eyes for a moment]
- Satan: Fine. It's done.
- [chuckles]
- Satan: Time to go, John.
- John Constantine: Yeah.
- John Constantine: How's the family?
- Satan: Family's doing just fine. Busy, busy, busy, busy. Need a vacation.
- Satan: [his last lines] No. You will live, John Constantine. You will live so you will have the chance to prove that your soul truly belongs in hell. Oh, you will live. You will live.
- [after Constantine slits his wrists and then tries to light up a cigarette]
- Satan: You know, when you cut too deep, you cut the tendons. Finger movement goes out the window.