Shia LaBeouf credited as playing...
Chas
- Chas Kramer: John, why would you do that if you know it's not my car?
- John Constantine: I told you to move it.
- Chas Kramer: Right, John, you did tell me to move it, but if you would have told me there was a three hundred pound mirror you were dropping with a pissed-off demon, I would have moved it further, John!
- Chas Kramer: How much longer do I have to be your slave, John?
- John Constantine: You're not my slave, Chas, you're my very appreciated apprentice, like Tonto, or Robin, or that skinny fellow with the fat friend.
- Chas Kramer: [chas schools his boss by telling him how holy water can] "effect common waters, even rain"
- Chas Kramer: [when they look at him in surprise he says] "Hey. Don't sit on the bench if you aint ready to play".