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Hey, Stop Stabbing Me!

  • Video
  • 2003
  • TV-PG
  • 1h 30m
IMDb RATING
5.3/10
315
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Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! (2003)
ComedyHorrorThriller

Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced ... Read allRecent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the ... Read allRecent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name ... Read all

  • Director
    • Josh Miller
  • Writers
    • Pat Casey
    • Josh Miller
  • Stars
    • Pat Casey
    • Andy 'Hippa' Kriss
    • Maria A. Morales
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    • IMDb RATING
    5.3/10
    315
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Josh Miller
    • Writers
      • Pat Casey
      • Josh Miller
    • Stars
      • Pat Casey
      • Andy 'Hippa' Kriss
      • Maria A. Morales
    • 14User reviews
    • 12Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Pat Casey
    Pat Casey
    • Herman Schumacher
    • (as Patrick Casey)
    Andy 'Hippa' Kriss
    • Damon
    Maria A. Morales
    • Carrie Mirvis
    N. David Prestwood
    • Blaine
    Jack Shreck
    • Hugo
    Sean Hall
    • Chartreuse
    Josh Miller
    Josh Miller
    • Icky, Perkutzitwuzzel
    • (as Worm Miller)
    Dan Buechler
    • Zach
    Drew Ailes
    • Herman's Boss
    • (as Da Big Drew)
    Erik Olson
    • Weird Digger
    Matt Sell
    • Bart
    Nathan Morales
    • Landscaping Dude
    Colin Hall
    • Mark
    Brian J. Casey
    Brian J. Casey
    • Gary the Goon
    Crystal Sholts
    • Susan
    Phil Gleason
    • Jogger
    Mark Cartier
    Mark Cartier
    • Bernard
    Jeremy Coy
    • Buff Dude
    • Director
      • Josh Miller
    • Writers
      • Pat Casey
      • Josh Miller
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    9worldpieceprod

    Pleasantly Surprised

    This movie surprised the hell out of me. It was shot on a nonexistent budget but these guys, (and girls) use the lack of funding in clever ways. I was laughing out loud in the first ten minutes. This continued for the next hour and a half. The film follows a college graduate's life as he deals with new roommates, new career, nympho girlfriend, laundry stealing monsters, kung-fu children, serial killers, and bad musicians. There's never a dull moment in this flick. The cast was great. Everyone played their parts deadpan. I didn't like Dorm Daze. It's hard to believe the same guys directed this. This hidden gem is like a cross between Better Off Dead and The Evil Dead. If you can find it, Check It Out.
    8movieman_kev

    gut-splitting hilarious

    When i first heard of this film, I was in the middle of a grizzly murder, so I payed no real mind to the girl screaming "Hey stop Stabbing me!". As the months stretched on, my mind kept returning to her last words "on DVD for about 10 bucks". My reaction at the time was "huh? what the??". So recently when i was searching for extra-strength Draino on-line, i stumbled on Sub-rosa's site because I'm a bad speller. That's neither here nor there. Long story, not so long. This movie is the BEST no-budget movie i EVER SEEN!! I laughed until my guts split!! My spleen still hurts!!! Buy this film......NOW!!!

    My Grade: 9 out of 10 bloody machetes!!!
    7darkonex-31666

    I expected to hate this but didn't

    I'm not big on low budget, sov, or indie films. This is actually probably only the 3rd sov film I've watched and I got it with the purchase of another film. I figured I'd give it a chance for at least a few min then put it on my "to sell or trade" shelf but I actually very much enjoyed the whole film! I think the biggest thing going for this is it had a ton of fantastic humor in it, and you can tell they really put a lot of heart into making this. I also noticed the camera work actually seemed very well done regarding angles and transitions etc. The actors were very good, funny, and charismatic. Usually with lower budget fair like this everybody seems so boring and stiff, but this was not the case with this one. Anyway, color me surprised, I definitely recommend anybody to at least give it a chance and you too might be surprised.
    10msyeahalright

    A Silly B*****d of a Movie!

    This movie is pretty damn zany. And pretty damn groovy. Some of the descriptions I'd read of the movie before I tracked it down make it sound like a horror movie, but it's really not at all. It's totally a comedy. Sure a guy gets run over by a lawnmower and that sort of jazz, but I was laughing. They clearly had no money in the budget. And some of the acting is pretty low end, but in kinda a good way. This all adds to the movie's punky charm. My favorite character is Wuzzle. He's a sock monster. The costume is super lame, but I love it. I think there are other people who would like this movie too. If you think Bruce Campbell is the greatest actor in the world, which u should, then I'd bet my brother's left nut that you'll like Stabbing. Unless you're chicken that is.
    8jessewillis

    It has no right to be good but it is.

    HEY, STOP STABBING ME! has no right to be good, it has a no budget feel, its shot on videotape instead of film and uses an all amateur unpaid cast.... honestly this film sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. But not only have they managed not to suck its actually PRETTY DAMN GOOD MOVIE! This team has the chops to tackle hollywood films head-on and I'll bet you if it had something like half of the exposure of Robert Rodriguez's El Mariachi it'd be doing as much business! Normally I'd point to the few weak spots (the fight sequence in the yard for example) but I won't even do that, this film pulls itself up by its own borrowed bootstraps and overcomes the mediocrity of most film and acomplishes the uberfilm dream it truly entertains. Congrats to all involved, see you on the flipside! ;-)

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    • Release date
      • 2003 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
    • Filming locations
      • 8500 Tower, 5800 W 84th St, Bloomington, MN, USA(office tower)
    • Production company
      • Amazing Schlock Film Factory
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      • $500 (estimated)
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 30m(90 min)
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    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.33 : 1

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