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Hey, Stop Stabbing Me!

  • Video
  • 2003
  • TV-PG
  • 1h 30m
IMDb RATING
5.3/10
315
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Hey, Stop Stabbing Me! (2003)
ComedyHorrorThriller

Recent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced ... Read allRecent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the ... Read allRecent college graduate Herman Schumacher has just taken up residence in an apparently great house with apparently great roommates. But all is not well. Why did the roommate Herman replaced leave all of his stuff behind, as though he never really left? And why do the rest of the roommates "assume" he joined a cult? And why is there a makeshift tombstone with his name ... Read all

  • Director
    • Josh Miller
  • Writers
    • Pat Casey
    • Josh Miller
  • Stars
    • Pat Casey
    • Andy 'Hippa' Kriss
    • Maria A. Morales
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  • IMDb RATING
    5.3/10
    315
    YOUR RATING
    • Director
      • Josh Miller
    • Writers
      • Pat Casey
      • Josh Miller
    • Stars
      • Pat Casey
      • Andy 'Hippa' Kriss
      • Maria A. Morales
    • 14User reviews
    • 12Critic reviews
  • See production info at IMDbPro
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    Pat Casey
    Pat Casey
    • Herman Schumacher
    • (as Patrick Casey)
    Andy 'Hippa' Kriss
    • Damon
    Maria A. Morales
    • Carrie Mirvis
    N. David Prestwood
    • Blaine
    Jack Shreck
    • Hugo
    Sean Hall
    • Chartreuse
    Josh Miller
    Josh Miller
    • Icky, Perkutzitwuzzel
    • (as Worm Miller)
    Dan Buechler
    • Zach
    Drew Ailes
    • Herman's Boss
    • (as Da Big Drew)
    Erik Olson
    • Weird Digger
    Matt Sell
    • Bart
    Nathan Morales
    • Landscaping Dude
    Colin Hall
    • Mark
    Brian J. Casey
    Brian J. Casey
    • Gary the Goon
    Crystal Sholts
    • Susan
    Phil Gleason
    • Jogger
    Mark Cartier
    Mark Cartier
    • Bernard
    Jeremy Coy
    • Buff Dude
    • Director
      • Josh Miller
    • Writers
      • Pat Casey
      • Josh Miller
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    7whenelvisdied

    A pretty fantastic flick, considering....

    For being as obviously low budget as it was, this movie is pretty wonderful. The dialogue is sharp and hysterically funny, the pacing is quick and never leaves you wishing you were doing something else, and there are stellar performances by Patrick Casey and Andy Kriss. The rest of the cast does an admirable job of keeping us alternating between laughing and cringing. Definitely track this gem down if you can find it--you won't be disappointed.

    Quentin
    9diestler

    Why spend $8 to see a crappy movie at the theater - buy this DVD instead!

    I first heard of Worm Miller and Patrick Casey when I stumbled across "National Lampoon's Dorm Daze" in a local Target. Although I have not seen that film yet, I did become interested in the writing team once I started reading online reviews about "Hey, Stop Stabbing Me." I figured, hey, for $8 what do I got to lose? Although very cheaply made, I found myself hooked. Very funny in parts - I was rolling at certain points. They even manage to support the film with a great soundtrack. One of the best scenes in the film is the music montage with Manplanet's "Better Than This." I truly was surprised how enjoyable this film was. Maria Morales does a fantastic job as does Andy Kriss. Don't be fooled by the title or the box cover, this is not a spoof - it is an original comedy. I think Miller/Casey have a huge future ahead of them and I can't wait to see their future films.

    If you are a fan of good cheese, check this out, you won't get a better buy on DVD for 8 bucks - in fact, most films in the theater won't give you this much enjoyment for 8 bucks. Support indie filmmakers and buy this DVD!

    9/10
    9TheMorningLine

    Good Stuff

    Being one of the cast members, I suppose I'm somewhat biased, but I think the movie is flat out awesome. Being low budget hurts it in some ways, but gives it its own charm at the same time. Why is it low budget? Because my brother and his friends were broke and couldn't afford to spend a ton of money on the project. Anyway, tell all your friends about the movie and keep your eyes out for the next one entitled "Sledgehammers at Dawn." I'm not sure how or if it will be distributed at this time since it isn't totally done. All the positive reviews are a blast to read, so thanks to everyone who is giving it a positive buzz. Brownie points to anyone who can figure out which member of the cast I am!
    2frando-2

    pretty stupid in all ....

    Well, I hate to burst everyone's bubble before me, but IMAO this was a very ordinary film that was mildly amusing at best. What's worse is that it invokes a hefty glorification of gratuitous violence, so much so that it ruined the film (again IMAO). The violence wasn't ridiculous enough to be a mockery, but an essential part of the film, overstating other perhaps more interesting plot aspects that might have been developed further to a more satisfying - and original - whole.

    This is a pity, because it was very well acted (these guys shame some of the more recognized Hollywood stars), and the character development wasn't too bad either. And there was definitely potential, some of the peripheral themes were definitely candidates for further development. What ruined it was that the plot was so bloody stupid. This could have been a great movie if the central plot theme wasn't so banal.

    Sorry I couldn't give it more than two points out of ten, but this is an absolute (rather than a relative) scale, it was definitely a masterpiece for the budget they had. Shame about the subject matter.
    7darkonex-31666

    I expected to hate this but didn't

    I'm not big on low budget, sov, or indie films. This is actually probably only the 3rd sov film I've watched and I got it with the purchase of another film. I figured I'd give it a chance for at least a few min then put it on my "to sell or trade" shelf but I actually very much enjoyed the whole film! I think the biggest thing going for this is it had a ton of fantastic humor in it, and you can tell they really put a lot of heart into making this. I also noticed the camera work actually seemed very well done regarding angles and transitions etc. The actors were very good, funny, and charismatic. Usually with lower budget fair like this everybody seems so boring and stiff, but this was not the case with this one. Anyway, color me surprised, I definitely recommend anybody to at least give it a chance and you too might be surprised.

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    • Release date
      • 2003 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Hey... Stop Stabbing Me!
    • Filming locations
      • 8500 Tower, 5800 W 84th St, Bloomington, MN, USA(office tower)
    • Production company
      • Amazing Schlock Film Factory
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      • $500 (estimated)
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 30m(90 min)
    • Color
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    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.33 : 1

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