Carl Reiner credited as playing...
- Sarmoti: Larry, I want you to know, if you were my own son... I'd be pretty disapointed. But I'd make do.
- Kate: [off screen] Larry, oh my God, get in here.
- Larry: [startled awake from sleep] Kinda busy hon. I'm working on the
- [mumbles and drifts off to sleep]
- Sarmoti: Boy, did my daughter hit the jackpot with you.
- Foo-Lin: Did it ever occur to you that maybe I could do better?
- Sarmoti: No. That did not occur to me. Good Lord! Your whole species is meshuggah. No wonder you're going extinct.
- Foo-Lin: I deserve love!
- Sarmoti: Wrong! You're a middle aged, fat, virgin panda. You deserve Nelson.
- Sarmoti: [talking about the Today show] Katie Couric has got that "good girl but probably wild in the sack" thing going on.
- Larry: Brother, you got that right!
- Sarmoti: As a lion you got it here
- [touches Larry's forehead]
- Sarmoti: and in here.
- [touches Larry's ribacage]
- Larry: [giggling] That tickles.
- Sarmoti: You sure you're all lion? Maybe a chimp schtooped your gradma.
- Kate: [rushes into living room carrying a plastic bag with green substance in it] Larry, this is a nightmare. Look what I just found in Sierra's room.
- [hands bag to Larry]
- Kate: Please tell me this isn't what I think it is.
- Larry: [sniffs bag] Yep, that's catnip.
- Kate: Oh God, our daughter's a niphead.
- Sarmoti: Nice. You run a tight ship champ.
- [pats Larry on the back]
- Kate: This explains the locked doors and the weird attitude.
- Larry: Look, she's a teenager. She's bound to experiment.
- Sarmoti: "Bound to experiment"? Way to parent with authority. Call me when she's pregnant.
- Foo-Lin: Kate, can I sleep over? I don't want to be alone tonight. Or ever. Oh God! What's wrong with me?
- Sarmoti: I'll tell you what's wrong with you: Your ovaries are turning into concrete. Go home. Get out of here!
- Foo-Lin: [laughing] Oh Sarmoti, you always know how to make me laugh.
- Sarmoti: Hey, here comes that Debra chick.
- Bernie: I hear she is wild!
- Larry: The elephant? You're into that?
- Bernie: C'mon, you never had the "Pinned in the Lake" fantasy? You know, I'm just sitting here at the water's edge. Whoops! I slipped. Or did I?
