Tracie Thoms credited as playing...
Mahandra McGinty
- Mahandra McGinty: What are you doing?
- Jaye: Trying to save the lovebirds.
- Mahandra McGinty: Why'd you open the window?
- Jaye: What? I can't believe you - I didn't - you - That obvious, huh?
- Mahandra McGinty: What's obvious is that you're using these birds to avoid Eric. Why?
- Jaye: Because... I'm a snowy owl love killer. I'm a man-eater. I just - I was hoping things would be different with Eric. I thought maybe I could just nibble. But a natural predator can't just nibble.
- Mahandra McGinty: Oh, my God, Jaye. You cannot do this to him. You promised.
- Jaye: I know. I'm trying to save him... by avoiding him so I could be with him. But I can't go near him, or I'll destroy him. So if I could just manage to stay away from him then maybe we could be together. Please don't repeat that back to me.
- [waiting for the 2 birds to mate]
- Aaron Tyler: They're not doing anything.
- Penelope: They will. Be patient. We've created the perfect mating evironment.
- Mahandra McGinty: You don't suppose they're waiting for the five giants to stop leering at them, do you?
- Jaye: She's toying with him. Look at her. What a tease.
- Eric: Seems like she's ignoring him.
- Jaye: It's a ploy. She's making him want her more. That way he won't see it coming when she bites his head off.
- Penelope: Birds don't do that. Although in some species of praying mantis, the female eats the male headfirst during mating.
- Jaye: God! Love can be cruel.
- Eric: ...and beautiful.
- Jaye: ...but cruel. I mean, I'm not saying it's her fault. She can't help what she is. But look at that beak. It was made for pecking.
- Penelope: That's the male.
- Jaye: Whatever! Point is, the only thing endangered here is Humphrey's heart. God. Why doesn't he just run? Run, Humphrey, run!
- [upon seeing the newly re-married Eric and Heidi]
- Jaye: Ow. Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
- [Jaye starts to cry]
- Mahandra McGinty: That's it, you got this cry comin'. Cry until you can't cry no more. I wanna see salt deposits on your cheeks when you're through.