Jess Harnell credited as playing...
Ricky
- Donald Swan: There's something about you that I think not a lot of people know, and that is that you wanted to be a cartoonist.
- Hugh M. Hefner: That's true, yes.
- Ricky: You went the right way though, man. You did.
- Ricky: Hef, you're really, like, my favorite superhero. 'Cause you were talking about how everything was, like, buttoned-down in the 50s, Don. Well, Hef kinda came along and crashed through that wall and broke down all the taboos. You're like Pajama Man, and I could be your sidekick, like I could be Chick... Chick Boy.
- Ricky: Are there gonna be chicks there dressed like Vampirella?
- Taylor Donohue: Is that all you think about?
- Ricky: Yep.
- Taylor Donohue: Good man.
- [looking at a picture of a steam-engine train]
- Donald Swan: Now, y'see, to me, that's a train. It looks like a train, it's old, it's~
- Ricky: I think to everyone that's a train, 'cause it is.
- Ricky: Hey, Jenny, is there anybody dressed as the Hulk?
- Debby Newman: You know what, I did see Darth Vader!
- Ricky: Okay. Is he the Hulk?
- [Ricky is giving advice to Leo on meeting girls]
- Ricky: And don't, like, get all touchy-feely and stuff. That's grabbin', and it makes 'em uncomfortable. Save it for later, after you get 'em liquored up.
- Ricky: Tell her about her lips. She's got beautiful lips.
- Leo Matuzik: You've got great lips. They're almost like - they look like beautiful... red worms kinda, like, touching each other. You know what I mean?
- Laura Nativo: [smiles innocently] Is that supposed to be a compliment?
- Ricky: I notice that a lot of these comic books you're selling are old, and I think maybe you'd do more business if you got some brand-new ones, because people like to have new stuff more than old.
- Phil Morris: You talked about black superheroes. I have yet to see one. Look at me! How come I can't be a superhero?
- Taylor Donohue: It's not that.
- Phil Morris: You didn't take the meeting, and now you're here. Are you in my face now over this?
- Taylor Donohue: I'm not in your face. No, you ~
- Ricky: [interrupting] You are kinda in his face.
- Taylor Donohue: Now, with a new movie, there are no walls for you, but ~
- Ricky: Keep going, you're doing good.
- Phil Morris: So there was a movie you had with a role you didn't see me for, and now you have a movie that has no role and now you're seeing me.
- Taylor Donohue: What you just said, but double it and bring it back.
- [the party guest is extolling the virtues of his hallucinogenic drink]
- Drunken Party Guest: You know you're there when you've seen the green fairy.
- Ricky: The Hulk? What, is the green fairy the Hulk? Dude, I'm way into the Hulk. Is that him?
- Drunken Party Guest: [rubbing his temples] Give me strength. No, no.
- Ricky: I'm curious, because if drinking that would get me hooked up with the Hulk, I'd be into it.
- Drunken Party Guest: That is when you know that you are in touch with your inner brain stem.
- Ricky: When the Hulk is hanging with you?
- Drunken Party Guest: That is when you know that you are in the place occupied by Poe.
- Ricky: And Bill Bixby.
- Taylor Donohue: Yeah, well, he's out. That's his swan song, and ~
- Ricky: Yeah, speaking of swan songs, dude, where is Don Swan? You know, he wouldn't have missed that meeting. He loves old guys. And comic books.