Martin Henderson credited as playing...
William Darcy
- Lalita Bakshi: I though we got rid of imperialists like you!
- Will Darcy: I'm not British, I'm American.
- Lalita Bakshi: Exactly!
- Will Darcy: There's nothing wrong with having standards, is there?
- Lalita Bakshi: No, as long as you don't force them on others.
- Will Darcy: I'm a hopeless dancer, but this looks like you just screw in a light bulb with one hand and pat the dog with the other.
- Lalita Bakshi: You know what? I suggest you find yourself a simple, traditional girl to teach you to dance like the natives.
- Lalita Bakshi: [about Will] He's the most arrogant, conceited...
- Will Darcy: Would you like to dance?
- Kiran Bingley: Darcy's a great reader.
- Lalita Bakshi: In fact, I think a love of books is on his list for his ideal woman.
- Will Darcy: I think you've had one too many Sea Breezes.
- Kiran Bingley: I remember a very drunken night in Oxford when you recited the list. She has to be smart, speak several languages...
- Will Darcy: Allright Kiran, drop it.
- Kiran Bingley: No I recall she had to be athletic, voluptuous of course, graceful, witty, confident...
- Lalita Bakshi: I'm not surprised Darcy found a woman with a list like that. Does this mean you're an ideal man?
- Will Darcy: I'd guess you'd be a better judge than me.