Steve Coogan credited as playing...
Charley
- [first lines]
- Charley: [chasing Mamie] Wait! Wait!
- Woman Driver: [hits Mamie] My God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I didn't see her! I didn't see her!
- Charley: Oh my God!
- Woman Driver: Oh my God, I'm so sorry, I didn't see her!
- Charley: Do you have a cell? Call 911!
- Woman Driver: Oh God.
- Passerby: Hey, is she all right?
- Charley: I don't know.
- Woman Driver: [on phone] 911? Yes, hurry, we need an ambulance quick.
- Title Card: She's not dead. / No one dies in this movie, not on-screen. It's a comedy, sort of.