Oliver James credited as playing...
Jay Corgan
- Jay Corgan: My parents put an ocean between them after the nastiest divorce ever. No joke. People study it.
- [to a Very Drunk and Determined Jay Corgan]
- Terri Fletcher: Why would you do that? Why would you drink?
- Jay Corgan: [on the verge of crying in self pity] Because... Because I'm... I'm worthless
- Terri Fletcher: [crossly] You know what? Don't even try and give me that self-pity thing!
- Jay Corgan: You're a serious weirdo, you know that?
- Terri Fletcher: It isn't lucky unless it's face up.
- Jay Corgan: But, now it's just a penny that thinks it's lucky but it isn't.
- Terri Fletcher: Well, now it can be lucky for someone else. Besides haven't you ever heard of making your own luck?
- [Jay looks at the penny and picks it up]
- Jay Corgan: Well, what do you know? A lucky penny!
- [after Terri catches Jay and Robin kissing, and Jay tries to talk to Terri]
- Jay Corgan: Terri, come on please!
- Denise Gilmore: She *doesn't* want to talk to *you*!
- Terri Fletcher: [before getting to the stage] I'm so nervous.
- Jay Corgan: Well, look, just picture the audience naked.
- [Terri looks at him, surprised]
- Jay Corgan: Okay. Bad idea.
- Jay Corgan: I can't imagine what you're going through, but I do know from experience backing down can become a way of life. You're a lady. Screw the pressure, screw the scholarship. I mean do your own thing, on your own terms, and get what you came here for. That's what counts.
- Terri Fletcher: It's late and I'm tired and all I want to do is get up to my dorm, ok?
- Jay Corgan: What's the password?
- Terri Fletcher: Ok. I think we started off on the wrong foot. I'm Terri.
- Jay Corgan: Jay.
- [Jay opens the door]
- Jay Corgan: It's "monkeys" by the way? the password.
- Terri Fletcher: Mm-hmm.
- [Jay and a lot of people are playing]
- Robin Childers: Hey, Jay, nice hook.
- Jay Corgan: Jump in and pick it up.
- [Jay, while he is drunk, and Denise and Terri take him to the roof]
- Jay Corgan: I love this roof... it's so cool.
- Terri Fletcher: [Walking up to Kiwi and Jay talking, to Kiwi] You're in!
- [walks away]
- Engelbert 'Kiwi' Wilson: AH!
- [With a french accent]
- Engelbert 'Kiwi' Wilson: Ah you beautiful little petunia you. GAH!
- [grabs his chest and pretends to faint very dramatically]
- Engelbert 'Kiwi' Wilson: Ah sacre bleu!
- Jay Corgan: [Catches Kiwi] I got ya man.
- Terri Fletcher: The show's over. Okay, you can go now.
- Jay Corgan: Look, whatever it is, you can't leave.
- Jay Corgan: Terri, I don't care about her. I care about you.
- Denise Gilmore: Boy, who you trying to play?
- Jay Corgan: Just chill out, okay? Look, Terri. I care about you. You know I do.