Ray Romano credited as playing...
Handy Harrison
- Sally Mannis: I am not stronger than you, I'm a girl.
- Handy Harrison: Exactly so it hurts both physically and emotionally.
- Sally Mannis: What does it matter what color my underwear are?
- Handy Harrison: It's an unconscious indicator of your subconscious intentions.
- Sally Mannis: Are you doing the plumbing for the whole town now?
- Handy Harrison: No I came to see you.
- Sally Mannis: Through the drain?
- Handy Harrison: Hold on, I got you something.
- Sally Mannis: Dirt?
- Handy Harrison: [Takes the dirt from the ring] It's dirty but ...
- Sally Mannis: Oh.
- Handy Harrison: Look I dont know how you feel.
- [Sally kisses Handy]
- Handy Harrison: Is that a "Yes" kiss?
- Sally Mannis: Yes
- [Sally kisses Handy again]
- Handy Harrison: It's dirt now, but... It's really beautiful.
- Sally Mannis: It's beautiful.
- Handy Harrison: It's big and - Thats not just one diamond, theres diamonds on the side
- [Sally laughs. Handy places the ring on her finger]
- Handy Harrison: It's diamonds and mud. Oh did I say in the speech - ? I forgot the whole part about how much I love you. I didn't say it, but - Yes, I didn't - you know, theres no - I didn't make a word thing out of it, but you can't even measure it. It's like - like, if you take all the sun - You can take all the heat from the sun and you - If you put all of that heat into a love container, you ...
- Sally Mannis: [Grabs Handy's face and playfully slaps his cheek] Got it.
- Handy Harrison: You got it?
- Sally Mannis: Yes
- Handy Harrison: But you said yes anyway. So this is all extra. Like a bonus to it.
- Handy Harrison: [Sound of flushing of a toilet at Monroe Cole's house; Handy Harrison emerges out of the bathroom in front of astounded ex-president] I'm all done in here.
- Handy Harrison: [Realizing that was double-entendre] I mean, I'm done fixing it.
- Handy Harrison: That flushing you heard - that's work-related, not personal.
- Handy Harrison: There's supposed to be a meteor shower at eleven. That could be cool.
- Sally Mannis: It'll have to be another time.
- Handy Harrison: Oh, it's not gonna happen for 240 years. Oh, okay, I'll pencil that in.