Bud Cort credited as playing...
Bill Ubell
- Alistair Hennessey: Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
- Bill Ubell: Well... uh... we fuckin' stole it, man.
- [during the rescue op, Steve sees a young Filipino boy sitting on the beach, roasting a crab on a spit. He raises his spear gun]
- Bill Ubell: No, Captain! That's Cedric. He's a friend.
- Steve Zissou: Merci, Cedric. Remind me, we'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
- Steve Zissou: I hope you're not gonna bust our chops on this on, Bill.
- Bill Ubell: Why would I do that?
- Steve Zissou: Because you're a bond company stooge.
- Bill Ubell: [scoffs] I'm also a human being.
- Steve Zissou: All right, I take that back. How about a little teamsmanship?
- [he holds out his hand flat. Bill and Ned put theirs on top of his]
- Steve Zissou, Bill Ubell, Ned Plimpton: Ho!
- Bill Ubell: Captain, I am required by law to notify the bank of any illegal activities...
- Steve Zissou: Just do what you gotta do to cover your ass, Bill.