Bam Margera credited as playing...
Self
- Guy with car: [after bam kicks a football into his car] It's a brand new car!
- Bam Margera: It's a '96!
- Bam Margera: Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep shit after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goal, but the next day when it was time to take the rental car back, Rake Yohn thought it would be funny to set the AM radio on fire. Well, the whole car blew the fuck up forty seconds from my house, and the only thing I had to pay was the nine bucks for the extra insurance.
- Brandon Dicamillo: [after Bam kicks a football at a woman's car] He's got ADD, don't listen to him.
- Bam Margera: Me have ADD!
- Angry woman: What the fuck is ADD, you speaking Greece or something?
- Guy with car: [after Bam kicks a football at a man's car] What's your name?
- Bam Margera: Why do you want my name?