Michael Barry credited as playing...
- Bart: Wanna hear something that really sucks? You guys know that chick at Dairy Queen?
- CJ: The fat one?
- Bart: Yeah. She was coming over tonight. I would have tapped that shit for sure.
- Terry: Bart, dude, everybody's dead, okay? Your mom's dead. Your brother's dead. That fat chick at Dairy Queen? Dead!
- Bart: Yeah. That sucks, too.
- Bart: Look, he's a twitcher.
- [C.J. and Terry watch the twitching zombified security guard]
- Bart: TV says you gotta shoot them in the head.
- Terry: TV said a lot of things that aren't true.
- CJ: Well, fuck the fucker. I told him not go to downstairs.
- [C.J. shoots the zombified security guard in head]
- CJ: [to Bart] Hey, dumbass. It's the timers. It's 8:00.
- CJ: [to Terry]
- CJ: Terry. Go shut them off.
- Terry: It's Bart's turn.
- Bart: You're the trainee, man. Shit rolls downhill.
- Bart: [In the parking garage] What the fuck was that? I just saw something.
- CJ: You didn't see shit, Bart. Shut the fuck up.
- Bart: Oh, shit. Here it comes.
- [a dog turns the corner]
- Bart: Jesus Christ! It's a fucking dog.
- Michael: [to dog] Come here, boy. Well, at least you know nothing's down here. It would've eaten him.
- Bart: See? I told you I saw something!
- Bart: [watching TV] "Twitcher"? Now that is one cool motherfucker.
- Bart: What's the news?
- CJ: Bad.
- Terry: I wish somebody was working Hallowed Grounds.
- CJ: How hard is it to make a cup of coffee?
- Terry: I wanted a soy mocha latte with foam.
- Bart: Faggot.
- Bart: Terry, come on, man. Open the door.
- Terry: [Distracted by watching Nicole on the security monitors] Shut up.
- Bart: Come on, man. Don't tell me to shut up. Just come open the door. I got you this job. Come on.
