Rory Culkin credited as playing...
Scott Bartlett
- Scott Bartlett: They don't even fuck anymore.
- Jimmy Bartlett: What? How the fuck do you know that?
- Scott Bartlett: You know the rubbers under dads bed we used to use as water balloons?
- Jimmy Bartlett: Ew, yeah.
- Scott Bartlett: They haven't been there in over a year.
- Jimmy Bartlett: Okay, well first of all, that's sick to even think about and second, she's coming, so shut the fuck up.
- Scott Bartlett: You know, they say no matter where you are on Long Island, you can always hear the train. Can't get far enough away.
- Adrianna Bragg: What are you, Walt Whitman now?
- Scott Bartlett: Maybe you should've had a girl, they tell their mothers everything.
- Brenda Bartlett: Maybe you should have asked God for a mother who doesn't care about her children!
- Scott Bartlett: What did you hear?
- Adrianna Bragg: I heard you fingered me and it was like the inside of a jelly donut. Uch, Scott, that is so disgusting!
- Scott Bartlett: So are we really going to like do it?
- Adrianna Bragg: Do you really think we should talk about it?
- Scott Bartlett: I thought you weren't talking to me.
- Adrianna Bragg: I'm on the fence.
- Scott Bartlett: Well, if it means anything, technically I'm a man as of today so...
- Adrianna Bragg: Please, a man? I heard you're still a bald eagle. You know, no pubes.
- Scott Bartlett: Who said that?
- Adrianna Bragg: Me.
- Jimmy Bartlett: No. Hey, no, shit bag. Too young for that.
- Scott Bartlett: Tastes like piss anyway.
- Jimmy Bartlett: It is piss.
- Scott Bartlett: Shut up, dick.
- Adrianna Bragg: It was weird seeing you getting your ass kicked. I felt like you were my little brother or something.
- Scott Bartlett: Really?... Your brother
- Scott Bartlett: Are you really that sick, bringing her here?
- Adrianna Bragg: She's my mom, Scott. I can't just not let her do things.