Dalia Vidor credited as playing...
Waitress
- Sheriff Duncan: So how's about that chili cook-off? Word has it you're a shoo-in for first place this year.
- Waitress: Flattery will get you everywhere, Tom. I hear Cajun Charlie's whipping up a batch of his ass-kicking, bowel-bomber con carne.
- Sheriff Duncan: Shit, Cajun Charlie ain't got nothin' on you, honey.
- Waitress: You old sweet-talker, how about taking a dozen glazed old-fashioned when you go? I know Dan and Rick like 'em.
- Sheriff Duncan: How about you sit on my face and make me look like a glazed donut? Ain't no cop worth his badge that doesn't take your donuts home honey.
- Waitress: Any time, honey.
- Waitress: I hear tell Jack Schmidt escaped from Hardell last night and disappeared into the sewer.
- Sheriff Duncan: I wouldn't exactly say he disappeared... he got shot by a Federal Marshall... he fell into a vat of boiling acid and all the skin was ripped off his body.
- Waitress: So he's dead then?
- Sheriff Duncan: Yup.