Paul Teutul Jr. credited as playing...
- Paul Sr.: You haven't worked eighty hours in your lifetime, in your lifetime!
- Paul Jr.: When I was fourteen I was working eight hours a week.
- Paul Sr.: When you were fourteen you were putting applications at McDonald's and not even getting hired, what the hell are you talkin' about?
- Paul Sr.: That seat's gonna look ridiculous with just a picture of me on it.
- Mikey: Well who the hell sent him a picture of just you?
- Paul Jr.: It's gonna look ridiculous.
- Mikey: I don't care. Every time I sit on it, I'll just... I'll fart.
- Paul Sr.: Just do it! Instead of dicking around, like you always do!
- Paul Jr.: Somebody's got PMS.
- Paul Jr.: If you had a clue as to what you were talking about, you'd be dangerous!
- Paul Jr.: If you even had a clue as to what you were talking about, you'd be dangerous!
- [Paul Sr. enters the shop looking grumpy...]
- Paul Jr.: Uh-oh, grizzly's out!
- [after seeing Rick has cut his hand on the drill press]
- Paul Jr.: Somebody needs to get him to the hospital!
- [Looking at the equipment that chewed up Rick]
- Paul Jr.: Look, there are pieces of Rick on it.
- [about the sidecar of the cop bike]
- Paul Jr.: Gus is the only one of us that can fit in it.
- Paul Jr.: [in a shouting match with Paul Sr] Twinkle-dinkle-dinkle! You never bent a piece of pipe in your life!
- Paul Sr.: [scolding Paul Jr. for the disheveled condition of the shop] You know what? I'm done talking with you because you are the biggest slob I ever met in the world. So why am I even debating this with you?
- Paul Jr.: There's certain things you can't do anything about.
- Paul Sr.: Yes, I can, because I own the place.
