Paul Teutul Sr. credited as playing...
- Paul Sr.: Mikey, get your fat ass upstairs and find my drill bits.
- Mikey: I want you to apologize for calling me fat.
- Paul Sr.: I apologize for calling you fat. Now get your fat ass up there and find my fuckin' bits!
- Paul Sr.: You haven't worked eighty hours in your lifetime, in your lifetime!
- Paul Jr.: When I was fourteen I was working eight hours a week.
- Paul Sr.: When you were fourteen you were putting applications at McDonald's and not even getting hired, what the hell are you talkin' about?
- Paul Sr.: Where's my bits!
- Mikey: This is an ongoing saga with you, isn't it?
- Paul Sr.: That seat's gonna look ridiculous with just a picture of me on it.
- Mikey: Well who the hell sent him a picture of just you?
- Paul Jr.: It's gonna look ridiculous.
- Mikey: I don't care. Every time I sit on it, I'll just... I'll fart.
- [Debating a detail on the Fireman's Bike...]
- Mikey: You guys want me to hold it on there while you fight about it?
- Paul Sr.: [laughing] You know why you're here? You really know? To make me laugh. That's the only reason you're here.
- Mikey: Ok. So, let's get this fuckin' bike together!
- Paul Sr.: Next time you eat my cookies I'm going to break your neck.
- Paul Sr.: Just do it! Instead of dicking around, like you always do!
- Paul Jr.: Somebody's got PMS.
- Paul Sr.: Come over here and stand in front of me so I can hit you in the back of the head.
- Paul Sr.: You're not happy unless you're gettin' me aggravated!
- Mikey: Well, you're not happy unless you're aggravated.
- [talking about the Firebike]
- Paul Sr.: It's not just an Orange County Chopper, it's a New York City Chopper.
- [Paul Sr. gives Cody the Old School chopper]
- Paul Sr.: I think that the difference between that bike and this bike is that... this bike is yours.
- Paul Sr.: I've got a size 12 that will inspire!
- Paul Sr.: I'm not going ask twice, cos the second time I'll use my size 12.
