Chris Isaak credited as playing...
Vaughn
- Vaughn Stickles: Help us! The sex addicts are taking over. Call the National Guard!
- Neuter Yuppie Woman: To hell with this!
- Neuter Yuppie Man: We're moving back to D.C. where we belong!
- [Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm]
- Fat Fuck Frank: Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan.
- Sylvia Stickles: She moved to the Erie Canal area.
- [the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles]
- Neuter Yuppie Man: Hey, Vaughn.
- Vaughn Stickles: [to the Neuter Yuppie Man] Hey!
- [to Fat Fuck Frank]
- Vaughn Stickles: Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure.
- Fat Fuck Frank: Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!
- [the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs]
- Fat Fuck Frank: [shouting] Ursula! Ursula Udders!
- Neuter Yuppie Man: Texture, that's what I call it.
- Fat Fuck Frank: It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!
- [Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows]
- Caprice Stickles: Destroy all Neuters!
- Neuter Yuppie Woman: We sure didn't have this in D.C.
- Neuter Yuppie Man: God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.
- [at the Bear house]
- Cow Patty: Hi, I'm Cow Patty.
- Vaughn Stickles: Hi, I'm Vaughn. I live up the street and I'm looking for my wife Sylvia.
- Cow Patty: I'm the only Goldilocks allowed in this Bear cave. I'm a Bear Hag and we call this...
- Mama Bear, Papa Bear, Baby Bear: Bear soup!
- [Big Ethel looks in at the Bears as Cow Patty notices her]
- Cow Patty: Wow, a tranny bear. Come on in!
- Big Ethel: [as she runs off] Police!
- Sylvia Stickles: Hey, would you like to go out for some funch?
- Vaughn Stickles: What's funch?
- Sylvia Stickles: Fucking during lunch!