Tracey Ullman credited as playing...
Sylvia
- Paige: Admit to God... you are a whore.
- Sylvia Stickles: I'm a whore.
- Paige: Good. Now, make a list of all the people you've fucked and apologize to their parents.
- Dora: Ever take a rufie?
- Sylvia Stickles: No!
- Dora: Me neither. I'm afraid I'll stay home and date rape myself all night long.
- Ronnie the Rimmer: Hello. I'm Ronnie the Rimmer, and I'm a sex addict.
- Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis.
- Caprice Stickles: I'm a sex addict, I'm an exhibitionist, and I'm your daughter.
- Sylvia Stickles: Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother.
- [from trailer]
- Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!
- Sexed-Up Black Neighbor: Come on up here and give me some of that strange.
- Sylvia Stickles: I'm coming as fast as I can!
- [Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm]
- Fat Fuck Frank: Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan.
- Sylvia Stickles: She moved to the Erie Canal area.
- [the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles]
- Neuter Yuppie Man: Hey, Vaughn.
- Vaughn Stickles: [to the Neuter Yuppie Man] Hey!
- [to Fat Fuck Frank]
- Vaughn Stickles: Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure.
- Fat Fuck Frank: Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!
- [the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs]
- Fat Fuck Frank: [shouting] Ursula! Ursula Udders!
- Neuter Yuppie Man: Texture, that's what I call it.
- Fat Fuck Frank: It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!
- [Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows]
- Caprice Stickles: Destroy all Neuters!
- Neuter Yuppie Woman: We sure didn't have this in D.C.
- Neuter Yuppie Man: God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.
- Sylvia Stickles: You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time!
- Caprice Stickles: I was promoting the art of dance!
- Sylvia Stickles: With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving?
- Caprice Stickles: I was not drunk! I was on pills!
- Sylvia Stickles: Mother, I don't feel well.
- Big Ethel: Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm!
- Sylvia Stickles: Hey, would you like to go out for some funch?
- Vaughn Stickles: What's funch?
- Sylvia Stickles: Fucking during lunch!