Pierce Brosnan credited as playing...
Julian Noble
- Julian Noble: The margaritas always taste better in Mexico.
- Danny Wright: They certainly do.
- Julian Noble: Margaritas and cock.
- Julian Noble: [after flirting with some Mexican schoolgirls] I hate these Catholic countries. All blushy-blushy no sucky-fucky.
- [trying to convince Danny to help him on a hit]
- Julian Noble: Come on! It'll be a good time!
- Danny Wright: Oh, so now killing people is a good time?
- Julian Noble: ...Can be.
- Julian Noble: I need a break. There's no retirement home for assassins is there? Archery at four. Riflery at five.
- Julian Noble: Yeah, whatever, goodbye, scoodoodle!
- Ten Year Old Boy: See you, would'nt wanna be you.
- Julian Noble: Smell ya, shouldn't have to tell ya.
- Danny Wright: [discussing possible escape routes] That door over there, if it weren't locked.
- Julian Noble: A Vietnamese girl I once knew had her legs so locked together I couldn't get a whiff of her spring roll. Two drinks, half a quaalude later, I was at an all you can eat buffet. Every lock can be broken. It's just a matter of will and whether it's worth it.
- Mr. Randy: Did you study the assignment?
- Julian Noble: No, I shredded it. Then I humped the bellboy on the room service cart.
- Mr. Randy: Goddamn it, Julian, you leave the game, even for a while, I don't know if they'll gonna let you back in. And then what the hell are you gonna do? Waste your days picking up illiterate teenagers for suck-and-fuck sessions behind the Old Navy store?
- Julian Noble: Sounds delightful to me.
- Julian Noble: Now, escape routes.
- Danny Wright: Escape routes?
- Julian Noble: Well you don't want to get caught right?
- Danny Wright: Oh, right.
- Julian Noble: Don't get caught. It sucks.
- Genevive: Mr. Noble, how are you today?
- Julian Noble: More importantly, how are you...
- [looks at nametag]
- Julian Noble: ...Genevive?
- Julian Noble: An assassin without confidence is a horrible thing to behold. It's like a relief pitcher who fumbles the ball.
- Danny Wright: Please tell me you know you mixed two sports in a metaphor.
- Julian Noble: Huh? Yeah, I can't do that.