Heather Halley credited as playing...
Para-Medic
- Para-Medic: Snake, look at your body!
- Naked Snake: Yep... lookin' good.
- Para-Medic: Not there.
- Naked Snake: Then where?
- Para-Medic: You have leeches all over your body!
- Para-Medic: Yes, the Russian glowcap is a glowing mushroom, so it'll recharge your batteries when you eat it.
- Naked Snake: I'm glad I'm not as strange as the Major.
- Para-Medic: The Major's not strange...
- Major Zero: [in background] My tea's gone! Who's drunk it? How am I supposed to have teatime without tea?
- Para-Medic: Well, not *that* strange...
- Major Zero: [in background] My scone's gone too!
- Para-Medic: [On the radio] Snake, have you seen "007: From Russia with Love"?
- Naked Snake: I don't like those movie. Real spies are nothing like James Bond. It's pure fantasy.
- Para-Medic: Snake, I don't think the Major's going to like you saying that.
- Naked Snake: And even though it's fiction. I can't help but comparing myself to Bond.
- Major Zero: What exactly don't you like about James Bond? Is it the fantastic gadgets? The cars? The guns?
- Naked Snake: Major...!
- Major Zero: Snake, wouldn't you like to have a gun shaped like a pen?
- Naked Snake: What good is a pen going to do me in the jungle? I'd look like a fool.
- Major Zero: Then what about a snake-shaped gun? You could make it look like you're grappling with a giant snake and then get a shot in on the enemy while they're distracted.
- Naked Snake: Ok, now you're being ridiculous.
- Para-Medic: He's wearing the GA-KO suit.
- Sigint: Why?
- Para-Medic: Because it looks cute.
- Sigint: Snake, talk some sense into her!
- Naked Snake: What's wrong with being cute?
- Para-Medic: I think it really does look good. It reminds me of "The Alligator People."
- Naked Snake: Oh... the what?
- Para-Medic: "The Alligator People." It's a science fiction movie. You've never heard of it?
- Naked Snake: No.
- Para-Medic: Oh... well you should see it sometime. It's about this guy who gets hurt in a car accident and tries to heal his wounds by injecting himself with a crocodile serum, but then his head turns into a crocodile head. You look just like him with that mask on. That's awesome.
- Naked Snake: Right.