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Monster Man (2003)

Justin Urich: Harley

Monster Man

Justin Urich credited as playing...

Harley

Quotes8

  • Harley: I'm the kind of guy who puts the "ick" in "dick".
  • Harley: If a vehicle could take Viagra, a monster truck is what it would look like. I mean those giant tires make the truck look like it's got blue balls!
  • Harley: I'm a corpse burrito, dude!
  • Harley: [while sitting in a bar that's showing a monster truck competition on tv] These fucking rednecks must have IQs the same number as the size of my underwear to watch this!
  • Harley: [sitting in a redneck bar] For these hillbillies, putting on socks is the equivalent of wearing a 3 piece suit!
  • Harley: I feel like we just played Drop The Soap with Godzilla, man!
  • Sarah: [they run outside while a guy is screaming and getting run over by the monster truck] What was that?
  • Harley: It definitely wasn't Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick I'll tell you that!
  • Harley: Why did God invent shopping carts?
  • Sarah: I don't know, why?
  • Harley: To teach women how to walk on their hind legs!

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