Lucy Davis credited as playing...
Dianne
- Liz: Shaun?
- Shaun: Yeah?
- Liz: You see what I'm saying?
- Shaun: Yep, totally.
- Liz: I know he's your best friend, but you do live with him.
- Shaun: I know.
- Liz: It's not that I don't like Ed.
- [Liz looks over at Ed who is playing an arcade game]
- Liz: Ed, it's not that I don't like you.
- Ed: It's all right.
- Liz: It would just be nice if we could...
- Ed: [talking to the arcade machine] Fuck!
- Liz: ...spend a bit more time together...
- Ed: [talking to the arcade machine] Bollocks!
- Liz: ...just the two of us.
- Ed: [talking to the arcade machine] Cock it!
- Liz: It's just with Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flat-mates out and then that only exacerbates things.
- Shaun: What do you mean?
- Liz: Well you guys hardly get on, do you?
- Shaun: No, what does "exacerbate" mean?
- Liz: It means um, to make things worse.
- Shaun: Right. Well I mean, it's not that I don't like David and Di.
- [Shaun looks over at David and Di at the table next to them]
- Shaun: Guys, it's not that I don't like you.
- David, Dianne: [together] It's all right.
- Shaun: And it's not that I don't want to spend time with you cause I do. It's just... Ed doesn't have too many friends.
- Ed: Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink?
- [describing the zombies]
- Dianne: Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.
- Dianne: I don't think he'd leave us, Davs.
- David: Wouldn't he? Lizzy, how can you put your faith in a man you spectacularly binned for being unreliable? A man whose idea of a romantic nightspot and an impenetrable fortress are the same thing? It's... This is a pub! We are in a pub! What are we going to do now?
- Ed: We could get a round in.
- Dianne: Daffs is always taking me to see these listed buildings, and I'm always dragging him to the theatre.
- Liz, Declan: [as each survivor passes by their parallel counterpart] Hi.
- David, Mark: [formally] Hello.
- Dianne, Maggie: [friendly] Hi!
- Barbara, Yvonne's Mum: [politely] Hello.
- Ed, Cousin Tom: [too involved with their cell phones, briefly glancing at each other, muttering] Hello.
- Liz: [during a standoff where David wants to shoot Shaun's Mum Barbara before she turns] Please, can we just stop and think about this?
- Shaun: Tell him to put the gun down!
- David: Look, Lizzie, she's gonna change. You know I'm right. And when she does, she'll come back, and she'll kill *all* of us. That's what your *ex* can't seem to realize.
- Shaun: THAT'S what this is about, isn't it? It's just... it's just he doesn't like me! He's always hated me, and now he wants to shoot my mum!
- David: She's not...!
- Shaun: You never thought I deserved her, or that I was good enough!
- David: What are you talking about?
- Shaun: Oh, come on, we all know you're in love with Liz!
- David: That is not true!
- Shaun: Yes it is!
- David: [refusing to make eye contact with Shaun] That is not true...
- Dianne: Yes, it is...
- David: What?
- Dianne: I know you only hung out with me at college to get close to Liz, and when she knocked you back, I was there to pick up the pieces. I have come to terms with that, Daffs. Why can't you?
- David: Lizzie. I want you to know that my feelings for you have always been essentially...
- Liz: [flabbergasted] David, please! There are slightly more pressing matters at hand here!