Peter Serafinowicz credited as playing...
Pete
- Ed: What happened to your hand, man?
- Pete: I got mugged on the way home.
- Ed: By who?
- Pete: I dunno by some crackheads or something, one of them bit me.
- Ed: Why'd they bite you?
- Pete: I don't know, I didn't stop to ask them! Now, I have a splitting headache, and your stupid hip hop isn't helping. And the front door is open... AGAIN!
- Ed: It's not hip hop, it's Electro. Prick... Next time I see him, he's dead.
- Shaun: [about Ed] I've known him since primary school, you know? I like having him around, he's a laugh.
- Pete: What, because he can impersonate an orangutan? Fuck-a-doodle-doo!
- Shaun: Oh, leave him alone.
- Pete: All right, I admit, he can pretty funny on occasion. Like that time we stayed up all night drinking apple Schnappes and playing Tekken 2.
- Shaun: Oh yeah.
- [laughing]
- Shaun: When was that?
- Pete: [laughing] That was five years ago. When's he going home?
- [last lines]
- Videogame Voice: Player two has entered the game.
- [Ed, now a zombie, tries to bite Shaun]
- Shaun: Ed!
- Ed: [groans]
- [Shaun sits down next to Ed, who's playing a videogame, and presses a button on the controller]
- Videogame Voice: Player 2 has entered the game.
- Ed: Don't you have work?
- [Shaun presses a button again and gets up]
- Videogame Voice: Player 2 has left the game.