Alicia Witt credited as playing...
Hadley Wolfmeyer
- Hadley Wolfmeyer: What kind of a dickhead runs away with his secretary? That is lame, take a right, make a left at pathetic.
- Terry Wolfmeyer: [Shep is dating Terry's daughter] The whole thing just infuriates me.
- David Junior: That's probably half the attraction.
- [Everyone stares at him, shocked]
- David Junior: What?
- Hadley Wolfmeyer: [sternly] You know what. Not another word.
- [pause, then Denny cracks up laughing]
- Hadley Wolfmeyer: [the dog is eating the chicken prepared for dinner] Buddy, Goddamn You! Out!
- Emily Wolfmeyer: What's the big deal? He wasn't licking it more than three seconds.
- Hadley Wolfmeyer: The three second thing is for floors, not dog's mouths. He spends all day licking other dogs' asses. Uhn. Let's just call for takeout.
- Emily Wolfmeyer: It's fine. You guys, it's good chicken. It's fine.
- Andy Wolfmeyer: Like you'd eat it.
- [waiting for her to try a piece]
- Emily Wolfmeyer: [Emily tastes a piece of chicken] It's fine.
- Hadley Wolfmeyer: You know the Zilwaukees' Great Dane, "Mo'fo?" You're licking his asshole right now.
- [Andy cracks up Laughing]
- Terry Wolfmeyer: Your father is a small man. A *very* small man!
- Hadley Wolfmeyer: I hope you're not referring to his genitals because that would just be gross.
- Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: Aww, dude, I was about to eat a string bean!
- Hadley Wolfmeyer: There's something you all should know.
- Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: You're pregnant and you're getting married.
- Hadley Wolfmeyer: How did you know that? Who told you that?
- Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: I guessed? Really? I guessed that? I was right?
- Terry Wolfmeyer: No, you've got to be kidding me.
- Hadley Wolfmeyer: No, I'm... I'm not. I'm getting married.
- Terry Wolfmeyer: This is how I find out? Through Popeye? A 15-year-old?
- Lavender "Popeye" Wolfmeyer: Don't be condescending...
- Terry Wolfmeyer: Close it! You are a child. What do *you* know?
- Andy Wolfmeyer: Oh, that old chestnut.
- Terry Wolfmeyer: You close it as well, please. Do his parents know?
- Hadley Wolfmeyer: Yes, they're ecstatic.
- Terry Wolfmeyer: Oh, how long have they been ecstatic?
- Hadley Wolfmeyer: You know what? Can we just go to the lunch, please?
- Terry Wolfmeyer: [shouting] How long have they been ecstatic, damn you, Hadley?
- [everyone around them looks at them]