Ken Marino credited as playing...
- Kelly: Were you guys gonna watch the game?
- Jimmy: Yeah, but we can go in the kitchen and eat quiche if you'd like.
- Kelly: Listen, I'm gay but I'm not that gay.
- Kelly: Hey, what a great Sunday! I get to watch the game while your wife entertains the old balls-and-chain... You heard me!
- Kelly: I love Assies! You do know that it's a gay sports bar, right?
- Jimmy: No, really? So the waitresses are...
- Kelly: Waiters.
- Jimmy: And the assies are...
- Kelly: To die for!