Rob Paulsen credited as playing...
Jack Fenton • The Box Ghost • Nicolai Technus • Technus • Announcer • Box Ghost • Coastal Eddie • Cop #3 • Fruit Stand Guy • Green Kid • John Fenton Nightingale • Man on Gondola • Photographer • Soldier • Vulture Ghost #2 • Walla
- [Danny, Sam, and Tucker are at Nasty Burger]
- Danny Fenton: Ahhh, Nasty Burger, our safe haven. Away from the worries of...
- [Jazz bursts through the door]
- Jazz Fenton: Danny, run!
- Danny Fenton: Run? Why should I...
- [everyone stares at the door, and soon after Jack and Maddie come in here in 80's clothes, with Jack looking like Flavor Flav and Maddie looking like 80's Madonna]
- Jack Fenton, Maddie Fenton: Dude!
- [everyone in the Nasty Burger gasps and starts laughing; Jazz and Sam are hiding, embarrassed]
- Jazz Fenton: If anyone asks, I'm related to you.
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: Okay, but you're gonna have to be a lot less cheery.
- [Sam is trying to distract Technus]
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: Hi. I'm Sam. I don't believe I caught your name. I suggest you shout it out loud, along with your motive.
- Technus: I am technus! Master of all things mechanical! Wizard of integrated soicuittry! And destroyer of woilds!
- Jack Fenton: You must be so exhausted you can't even talk.
- [gets no answer]
- Jack Fenton: So I'll keep talking.
- Danny Fenton: [has just parachuted onto his aunt's farm with his dad's gift] Here you go mom. Dad left it at home so uhh... the mosquitoes wouldn't get it!
- Jack Fenton: That's right!
- [whispering to Danny]
- Jack Fenton: Good work son. You'll get a raise in your allowance for this.
- Danny Fenton: I get an allowance?
- Jazz Fenton: By the way Danny, just so you know, I'm onto your little secret.
- Danny Fenton: [spits out his water] What secret?
- Jazz Fenton: The clumsiness, the nervousness... I can't beleive I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend.
- Danny Fenton: It's a lie, I'm not a ghost! I mean, she's not my girlfriend. She's just going to the dance with me.
- Jack Fenton: Great, I can meet her and talk to her about ghosts!
- Jazz Fenton: You better let her know your family's insane now, Danny. If you marry her, and she finds out later, that's entrapment.
- [Jazz is counseling with a punk named Spike]
- Jazz Fenton: Spike, you need to open up to your parents. Be true to yourself *and* them. Just tell them how you feel. I mean, it's not like they're going to attack you or anything...
- [she gets caught in a net, mistaken for a ghost]
- Jack Fenton: We got her! And the Fenton Grappler is working like a charm!
- Maddie Fenton: [looks at Jazz] I don't understand. If Jazz is a ghost, then why hasn't she phased through the net?
- Jazz Fenton: [angrily] Because I am *not* a ghost!
- [takes off the net]
- Jazz Fenton: You've ambushed me, suffocated me with smoke, and worse, you pulled me away from Spike before he had his breakthrough! What do you have to say for yourselves?
- [pause. Jack takes out the Fenton Thermos]
- Jack Fenton: Eat hot Fenton Thermos, ghost gal!
- [Thermos short-curcuits, and Jack shakes it]
- Jack Fenton: Darn thing still doesn't work!
- [Danny returns to Jack's house after changing the past to find the house deserted]
- Danny Fenton: Mom? Dad? Jazz? Anyone?
- [he gasps as Jack runs in, his face covered in ecto-acne]
- Jack Fenton: [shouts] Nobody trespasses on Jack Fenton's property!
- Danny Fenton: Dad, relax!
- Jack Fenton: [confused and sad] Dad? I don't have a son; I'm single! Bitterly, bitterly single.
- Danny Fenton: You are?
- [to himself]
- Danny Fenton: Jeez, that explains... almost everything.
- Jack Fenton: What?
- Danny Fenton: Nothing!
- [sees Jack's ecto-acne and points at it]
- Danny Fenton: Uh, is that ecto-acne?
- Jack Fenton: [angry] It's a condition... that you shouldn't know about!
- [grabs Danny by the collar of his shirt]
- Jack Fenton: [shouts] How do you know about ecto-acne? Talk!
- Danny Fenton: I'm your son! I know all about the accident in Wisconsin... that shouldn't have happened.
- Jack Fenton: [angry] Oh, it happened, all right!
- [throws Danny onto the ground in anger]
- Jack Fenton: And my life went straight down the flusher from that day on!
- [turns into Jack Plasmius]
- [Jack has turned into Jack Plasmius and starts attacking Danny]
- Danny Fenton: [shouts] Wait, it's me, Danny, your son!
- [dodges another shot fired by Jack]
- Jack Plasmius: [shouts] Lies! I do not have a son! And even if I did, I certainly wouldn't name him Danny. That's dumb.
- Danny Fenton: [angry] Okay, I don't want to do this in front of you, but... Going ghost!
- [Danny turns into Danny Phantom, and Jack sees him, surprised but angry]
- Jack Plasmius: You're a ghost? I hate ghosts!
- [continues attacking Danny]
- Jack Plasmius: And if it wasn't for ghosts, I wouldn't have lost the love of my life!
- [knocks Danny into the basement]
- [Vlad terribly damages Jack Plasmius and the Ghost Portal with the device's ecto laser, and Maddie runs up to the fallen Jack Fenton]
- Maddie Masters: Jack!
- Jack Fenton: No... It's all right, Maddie... Just remember... what could have been...
- [seemingly passes away, and Maddie goes to Vlad in revenge]
- Maddie Masters: You despicable, lying piece of... cheese! I've wasted the best years of my life with you!
- Vlad Masters: [in a fake tone of voice] Now, Maddie, I may be a lying piece of cheese, but I'm still your husband.
- Maddie Masters: [grabs Vlad and lifts him up] Consider *this* an annulment!
- [she throws Vlad into the Ghost Zone, where he sees ghosts]
- Vlad Masters: Why, hello there. Did I ever tell you that I love ghosts?
- [ghosts angrily surround Vlad, seemingly killing him]