Kath Soucie credited as playing...
Maddie Fenton • Lunch Lady • Maddie • Box Lunch • Brenner • Bride • Concessions Kid • Connie • Geek Kid • Girl #2 • Girls on Beach • Grandma • Ida • Kid • Little Girl • Nerd Girl #2 • Sales Girl • Walla
- [Danny, Sam, and Tucker are at Nasty Burger]
- Danny Fenton: Ahhh, Nasty Burger, our safe haven. Away from the worries of...
- [Jazz bursts through the door]
- Jazz Fenton: Danny, run!
- Danny Fenton: Run? Why should I...
- [everyone stares at the door, and soon after Jack and Maddie come in here in 80's clothes, with Jack looking like Flavor Flav and Maddie looking like 80's Madonna]
- Jack Fenton, Maddie Fenton: Dude!
- [everyone in the Nasty Burger gasps and starts laughing; Jazz and Sam are hiding, embarrassed]
- Jazz Fenton: If anyone asks, I'm related to you.
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: Okay, but you're gonna have to be a lot less cheery.
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: [trying to stop Danny's parents from cheaking on him while he's fighting a ghost upstairs] Danny's upstairs.
- [crash is heard upstairs]
- Samantha "Sam" Manson: Uh, lifting weights?
- Maddie Fenton: [after hearing another crash] He doesn't have exercise equipment up there.
- Danny Fenton: [another crash] My computer! Oh, wait that's Jazz's.
- [Jazz is counseling with a punk named Spike]
- Jazz Fenton: Spike, you need to open up to your parents. Be true to yourself *and* them. Just tell them how you feel. I mean, it's not like they're going to attack you or anything...
- [she gets caught in a net, mistaken for a ghost]
- Jack Fenton: We got her! And the Fenton Grappler is working like a charm!
- Maddie Fenton: [looks at Jazz] I don't understand. If Jazz is a ghost, then why hasn't she phased through the net?
- Jazz Fenton: [angrily] Because I am *not* a ghost!
- [takes off the net]
- Jazz Fenton: You've ambushed me, suffocated me with smoke, and worse, you pulled me away from Spike before he had his breakthrough! What do you have to say for yourselves?
- [pause. Jack takes out the Fenton Thermos]
- Jack Fenton: Eat hot Fenton Thermos, ghost gal!
- [Thermos short-curcuits, and Jack shakes it]
- Jack Fenton: Darn thing still doesn't work!
- [Jack and Maddie see Vlad, Sam, and Tucker's ecto-acne]
- Maddie Fenton: There's only one place that treats ecto-acne!
- Danny Fenton: [hpoing] Please say "hospital", please say "hospital".
- [scene shifts to FentonWorks in quarantine]
- Danny Fenton: [disappointed] Why didn't she just say "hospital"?
- [Vlad terribly damages Jack Plasmius and the Ghost Portal with the device's ecto laser, and Maddie runs up to the fallen Jack Fenton]
- Maddie Masters: Jack!
- Jack Fenton: No... It's all right, Maddie... Just remember... what could have been...
- [seemingly passes away, and Maddie goes to Vlad in revenge]
- Maddie Masters: You despicable, lying piece of... cheese! I've wasted the best years of my life with you!
- Vlad Masters: [in a fake tone of voice] Now, Maddie, I may be a lying piece of cheese, but I'm still your husband.
- Maddie Masters: [grabs Vlad and lifts him up] Consider *this* an annulment!
- [she throws Vlad into the Ghost Zone, where he sees ghosts]
- Vlad Masters: Why, hello there. Did I ever tell you that I love ghosts?
- [ghosts angrily surround Vlad, seemingly killing him]