Rodney Litchfield credited as playing...
Tommy
- Eddie: Ken, Ken er, Ken?
- Joan: Hello, Ken, notice anything different?
- Ken: Hello, Joan, Eddie. Bloody hell you two look smart, what's the occasion?
- Tanya: It's their wedding anniversary, Ken.
- Ken: Is it? Well, congratulations.
- Joan: 19 years today.
- Eddie: The great trainrobbers didn't get that eh, Ken eh?
- [laughs]
- Ken: Has Oscar Wilde come in?
- Eddie: Ey, are you having that, Tommy? 19 years we've being together, the great trainrobbers didn't get that, eh?
- Tommy: I've heard it before Eddie, millions of times.
- Eddie: Righto, then.
- Ken: So, what's your secret then, Eddie?
- Eddie: Always be honest to each other, that's the first thing.
- Ken: Oh, aye.
- Eddie: And tell her you love her at least once a day.
- Ken: Oh, well, make your mind up Eddie, it's one or the other.
- Eddie: Ohm no, well, that's the secret
- Tanya: Oh, I think it's lovely. So are you going anywhere nice?
- Joan: Just in here. We might stop for some chips on the way home.
- Joe: Bloody hell, Posh and Becks, eat your hearts out
- Joan: [laughs] What is he like?
- Tanya: Is that all your doing on your wedding anniversary then, Eddie, coming in here and then going for a bag of chips?
- Eddie: Well, there's nothing wrong with that.
- Tanya: It's hardly romantic, though, is it?
- Ken: Show her how much you love her Eddie, throw in a fish.
- Tommy: [talking about how there is too much rubbish on the TV] That pillock from Sainsbury's was on again, he's never off him, cooking another pan full of shite that only his mates will eat. And then I flicked over to the other side and there were a bunch of nobodies sitting in a house and we're expected to watch them eat, sleep and shit and then as soon as they say anything interesting they put a load of bird noises on. I tell ya, I don't know what the world's coming to.