Kelly Ripa credited as playing...
- Hayley: What happened to the curtains?
- Faith: Oh! I got rid of them. And you're welcome!
- Hope: I made those curtains!
- Faith: Oh, good. Then they weren't worth anything.
- Judge: You're out of order!
- Faith: I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole trial is out of order!
- [to herself]
- Faith: Hey, this is just like the movie!
- Faith: [Faith is dragged out of the courtroom by a baliff] Attica! Attica! Attica!
- Hope: Don't worry you'll get another show, your a famous soap star.
- Faith: I'm a 28 year old has been.
- Hope: Your 33.
- Faith: Would you Shh.
- Hope: You got the ring?
- Faith: Yeah. But I had to lick her finger to get it off!
- Faith: [calling up the stairs] Justin, come play beauty pagent with Aunt Faith again.
- Faith: I gave "The Sacred and the Sinful" the best years of my life, and how do they repay me? With a cheesy evil twin murder-suicide!