Hugh Jackman credited as playing...
Memphis
- Memphis: Whatcha doin' there, boy?
- Baby Mumble: [tap dancing] I'm happy, Pa!
- Memphis: Whatcha doin' with your feet?
- Baby Mumble: [looks down] They're happy, too!
- Memphis: You bet you will. The word triumph starts with "try" and ends with...?
- Young Mumble: umph?
- Memphis: That's right, a great big UMPH!
- Memphis: I wouldn't do that around folks, Son.
- Baby Mumble: Why not?
- Memphis: Well it... it just ain't penguin, okay?
- Norma Jean: You don't have to be beautiful, to turn me on. I just need your body, baby.
- Male Penguin #1: Hello...
- Norma Jean: From dusk 'til dawn.
- Male Penguin #1: Is it me you're lookin' for?
- Norma Jean: You don't need experience.
- Male Penguin #2: Take...
- Norma Jean: To turn me out.
- Male Penguin #2: These broken wings.
- Norma Jean: You just leave it all up to me.
- Male Penguin #3: Let's talk about eggs, baby. Let's talk about you and me.
- Norma Jean: Mm-mm, mm-mm. You don't have to be rich to be my pearl. Don't have to be cool to rule my world. Ain't no particular song I'm more compatible with. I just want your extra...
- [turns to the huge crowd of males following her]
- Norma Jean: Boys, boys! Give a chick a chance!
- Memphis: [appearing on the crest of a hill] Well, since my baby left me I found a new place to dwell. It's down at the end of Lonely Street at Heartbreak Hotel. And I said, I'm feelin' so lonely, baby. I'm feelin' so lonely.
- Norma Jean, Memphis: I'm feelin' so lonely...
- Norma Jean: ...I could die.
- Memphis: You don't have to be rich to be my girl.
- Norma Jean: Don't have to be cool to rule my world.
- Memphis: You rule my world.
- Norma Jean: You're the particular song I'm compatible with.
- Memphis: I just want your...
- Norma Jean, Memphis: ...extra time... and your kiss.
- Norma Jean: You know what? We're going to have a graduation ceremony of our own.
- Mumble: You mean it, ma?
- Norma Jean: [both Norma Jean and Mumble] You betcha. Eeeexelsior! Ya, ya, yaaa!
- Memphis: Keep it down.
- Mumble: Pa!
- Norma Jean: Memphis!
- Memphis: [Pretends to clear throat]
- Memphis: Ya, ya, ya... ya.
- Baby Gloria: Mumble, Mumble.
- Memphis: You okay?
- Baby Mumble: Freezing. Freezing.
- Memphis: Oh, you'll get used to it.
- Miss Viola: Well there is always Mrs. Astrakhan.
- Memphis: Mrs. Astrakhan?
- Miss Viola: If anyone can, Mrs. Astrakhan can.