Eddie Kaye Thomas credited as playing...
Rosenberg
- Goldstein: Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching The Gift. Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.
- Harold: Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?
- Rosenberg: Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs.
- Goldstein: Oh man, the things I would eat out of her ass... you have no idea!
- Rosenberg: Ugh! That is a completely disgusting and vulgar statement.
- Goldstein: So is, "I wanna bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor," but it's true.
- Rosenberg: [shrugs; beat] Touché.