Rob Tinkler credited as playing...
J.D.
- Harold: Back off cockboy, what I said him goes double for you.
- J.D.: Cockboy, you just call me cockboy?
- Harold: Yeah, you know I did. You're just stalling cuz you're not quick enough to think of a comeback.
- J.D.: You think I'm not quick enough. Guy thinks I'm not quick enough. Well I got news for you. I am quick enough!... Cockboy!
- Harold: [upset after seeing his colleague having fun after he told him that he had extra affairs he has to attend gave him his current assignment lying] What the fuck is going on here? 2:... Never mind me. What the fuck are you doing here?
- Harold: I thought you and J.D. were busy all night with clients. Isn't that why I had to do your work?
- J.D.: Henry, what the hell's going on?
- Harold: Back off, cock boy.What I said to him goes double for you.
- J.D.: Did you just call me cock boy?
- Harold: Yeah, you know I did. You're just stalling because you're not quick enough to think of a comeback.
- J.D.: You think I'm not quick enough. Guy thinks I'm not quick enough. Well, I've got news for you. I am quick enough... cock boy!
- Billy Carver: Listen, Harold, I'm really sorry.
- J.D.: Don't bother with him. We'll take it up with Berenson tomorrow.
- Harold: What are you gonna tell Berenson? That I'm your workhorse? That you guys think you can party all weekend,
- Harold: leave the work to the quiet Asian guy in the office?
- Billy Carver: No, you don't understand.
- Harold: No, you don't understand.
- Harold: I'm not doing your work for you anymore.
- Harold: And if either one of you douche bags, ever tries to pull this shit again, I'll go to Berenson myself.
- Harold: I'll tell him what's really going on. And I'll tell the whole office. how you both caught gonorrhea from that prostitute in Atlantic City.
- Harold: If you'll excuse me, boys, I gotta get going. Kumar.
- Harold: See you boys at the office on Monday.
- Harold: Excuse me.
- [first lines]
- J.D.: Billy boy! Get your ass ready. It's almost 5:00 and this bad boy needs to get his drink on. No, no, no. Give me that.
- Billy Carver: Don't.
- J.D.: I'm gonna burn it once and for all.
- Billy Carver: Stop it.