John Cleese credited as playing...
Q
- Q: Now, 007, do try to return this equipment in pristine condition.
- Bond, James: I'll do my best.
- Q: That's what I was afraid of.
- Q: [after reaching the plane] Congradulations 007. You saved the girl and destroyed most of my equipment.
- Bond, James: That's better than saving the equipment and losing the girl, don't you agree?
- Q: [Slightly annoyed] Oh, 007 I give up.
- Q: Ah, 007, we have some new equipment for you. Have you met my new assistant, Miss Nagai?
- Bond, James: I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
- Q: And you won't if I have any say in the matter.
- Q: [Bond escapes Peru on aboard an aeroplane] Congratulations 007. You saved the girl and destroyed most of my equipment. I hope you're happy 007?
- Bond, James: Better than saving the equipment and losing the girl, don't you agree?
- Q: [annoyed] Oh, 007 I give up!
- Q: Time is short 007. We only had time to upgrade your grenades.
- Bond, James: [Miss Nagai hands him a coin, which is a grenade] More change, Q?
- Miss Nagai: This grenade sends out an eletric magnetic pluse, destroying any eletronic device near the blast.
- Bond, James: [throws the coin near some monitors and detonates the grenade, destroying the monitors] A Stunning development.
- Q: [annoyed] Oh, grow up.