Rob Brydon credited as playing...
Morris Campbell • Prime Minister
- Citizen: The charm.
- Prime Minister: No, that's actually a chicken.
- Citizen: The charm.
- Prime Minister: I understand this must be quite painful for you but really it is a chicken.
- Chicken: I keep trying to tell him, he just doesn't listen.
- Prime Minister: It's like trying to find a need... no, not a needle. Something SMALLER than a needle, in a haystack, when you don't even know if you're in the right field!
- Helena: [talking about the charm] What does it look like?
- Prime Minister: I don't know.
- Helena: Well... how big is it?
- Prime Minister: I don't know.
- Helena: Well... what kind of places could it be in?
- Prime Minister: I don't know.
- Helena: What do you know?
- Prime Minister: I think I'd know it if I saw it.
- Helena: Would you?
- Prime Minister: I don't know... What if I have seen it and I didn't know it. What if it was the chicken!
- Prime Minister: Right, and you reckon that's the charm, hmm?
- Citizen: Yes.
- Prime Minister: I'd have to say, to me, it looks rather like half a brick.
- Citizen: Not really. Well... a bit...
- Prime Minister: it's half a brick isn't it?
- Citizen: Ermmmmm...
- Prime Minister: Good try, thanks for coming. Next.