Stephanie Leonidas credited as playing...
Helena • Anti-Helena
- Helena: Riddle? Riddle. So have you thought of an answer yet?
- Gryphon: You can't pass. I give up, I think, no wait, wait... Fine. What's the answer?
- Helena: Okay. It's a herring.
- Gryphon: But a herring isn't green.
- Helena: You can paint it green.
- Gryphon: But a herring doesn't hang on a wall.
- Helena: You can nail it to a wall.
- Gryphon: But a herring doesn't whistle!
- Helena: Oh, come on. I just put that in to stop it from being too obvious.
- Black Queen: You need a pretty frock and a happy smile.
- Helena: A smile?
- Black Queen: With a smile on your face everything will seem brighter because from now on we are... what?
- Helena: I don't know.
- Black Queen: Tell her.
- Black Queen's Guard: Uh, not at home to Mr. Grumpy, your majesty.
- Black Queen: Exactly.
- Helena: [of the Shadow Princess, her double in the real world, who's probably having a good time] Yeah, eating chips and snogging boys and smoking and everything!
- Helena: [during opening credits, playing with sock puppets] Ha! You may think I'm a hardhearted black sock, but underneath this dark woolly exterior is a naked pink foot.
- Anti-Helena: Of course, if I use the Mirrormask it may upset things a bit. But you can't run away from home without destroying somone's world.
- Valentine: What did you say your name was?
- Helena: Helena.
- Valentine: Helena. Helen. Helen-nun-nuh... it's a bit drab, isn't it? You know, you should think about changing that. Go for something with a bit of dignity and style, mixed with a bit of romance. Something like... 'Valentine'.
- Helena: Why? What's your name?
- Valentine: Valentine.
- Helena: [talking about the charm] What does it look like?
- Prime Minister: I don't know.
- Helena: Well... how big is it?
- Prime Minister: I don't know.
- Helena: Well... what kind of places could it be in?
- Prime Minister: I don't know.
- Helena: What do you know?
- Prime Minister: I think I'd know it if I saw it.
- Helena: Would you?
- Prime Minister: I don't know... What if I have seen it and I didn't know it. What if it was the chicken!