Kam Heskin credited as playing...
Elizabeth Bennet
- Elizabeth: Can I help you?
- Will Darcy: [curtly] I doubt it.
- Elizabeth: Oh--you're from England. My ancestors came from Hertford...
- Will Darcy: [cuts her off] Charming.
- [beat]
- Will Darcy: OK, I'm looking for a book on writing by Kierkegaard - K - I - E ...
- Elizabeth: [cuts him off] Kierkegaard, the father of existentialism. You're in "Landscape Gardening".
- Will Darcy: Oh, really...
- [picks a couple books from the shelf]
- Will Darcy: I had no idea that Mark Twain's genius extended to gardening. Or... Dr. Phil's.
- Elizabeth: [curtly] "Philosophy" is two aisles over. Help yourself!
- Will Darcy: I find... I find, I find you strangely attractive.
- [beat]
- Will Darcy: You're not the sort of girl I normally go out with--I mean, you're loud, you're disorganized, your friends are an embarrassment. But I like you, I don't know why. Will you... will you... will you have dinner with me tomorrow night?
- Elizabeth: No.
- Jack Wickam: So... he used the old "multiply and replenish" line. Funny, that usually works for me. Maybe it was his delivery.
- Elizabeth: His delivery was fine. I just didn't want the package.
- Lydia Meryton: OK, *this* has got to stop. The house is a total mess. Kitty, disinfect!
- [Kitty sprays disinfectant all over the room]
- Lydia Meryton: Now *we* are going to the grocery store - and *you* are coming with us!
- Elizabeth: Just let me die!
- Jane: We're out of ice cream, Elizabeth!