Orlando Seale credited as playing...
Will Darcy
- Elizabeth: Can I help you?
- Will Darcy: [curtly] I doubt it.
- Elizabeth: Oh--you're from England. My ancestors came from Hertford...
- Will Darcy: [cuts her off] Charming.
- [beat]
- Will Darcy: OK, I'm looking for a book on writing by Kierkegaard - K - I - E ...
- Elizabeth: [cuts him off] Kierkegaard, the father of existentialism. You're in "Landscape Gardening".
- Will Darcy: Oh, really...
- [picks a couple books from the shelf]
- Will Darcy: I had no idea that Mark Twain's genius extended to gardening. Or... Dr. Phil's.
- Elizabeth: [curtly] "Philosophy" is two aisles over. Help yourself!
- Will Darcy: I find... I find, I find you strangely attractive.
- [beat]
- Will Darcy: You're not the sort of girl I normally go out with--I mean, you're loud, you're disorganized, your friends are an embarrassment. But I like you, I don't know why. Will you... will you... will you have dinner with me tomorrow night?
- Elizabeth: No.