Owen Kline credited as playing...
Frank Berkman
- Walt Berkman: [on the telephone] ls Mom letting you drink soda?
- Frank Berkman: Beer.
- Walt Berkman: Since when do you drink beer?
- Frank Berkman: Since recently.
- [Frank takes a swig from the can]
- Frank Berkman: Do you think Don and she did it?
- Walt Berkman: I don't wanna think about it.
- Frank Berkman: Imagine Don's dick in Mom's mouth.
- Walt Berkman: Who are you? Stop it.
- Frank Berkman: Do you think they do that? Do you think she gets anal sex from Don?
- Walt Berkman: Stop okay?. It's disgusting. Don't.
- Bernard Berkman: Ivan is fine but he's not a serious guy, he's a philistine.
- Frank Berkman: What's a philistine?
- Bernard Berkman: It's a guy who doesn't care about books and interesting films and things.
- Bernard Berkman: Your mother's brother Ned is also a philistine.
- Frank Berkman: Then I'm a philistine.
- Bernard Berkman: No, you're interested in books and things.
- Frank Berkman: Mom's dating Ivan.
- Bernard Berkman: Really? Ivan, back there, Ivan?
- Frank Berkman: Yeah.
- Bernard Berkman: Are you sure? Why didn't you say something? Why is your mother dating all these jocks? Very uninteresting men.
- Frank Berkman: Ivan is very interesting.
- Bernard Berkman: Ivan's not a serious possibility for your mother.
- Frank Berkman: I think he is.
- Bernard Berkman: I don't want to badmouth Ivan. But I don't know what Joan is thinking.
- Frank Berkman: I think Ivan...
- Bernard Berkman: Frank.