Veronica Cartwright credited as playing...
Jerry
- Jerry: [picks up phone, knows that it's Guy calling again:] You CAN'T get out of the marriage.
- Guy Stone: Jerry! She is destroying my house, Jerry. She's giving away my things and she's always hovering with a tray of this God-awful lemonade.
- Jerry: Your "Ben-Hur" contract stipulates TWELVE MONTHS of matrimony.
- Guy Stone: I'm not going to make it Jerry. Where we're at home... she takes advantage.
- Jerry: What? You slept with her? What was it like?
- Guy Stone: Terrible! She's a total "bottom."
- Saul Ornstein: [reading a newspaper:] Yuval Reissman died; that's too bad.
- Jerry: [tsk-ing:] You always go straight for the obituaries.
- Saul Ornstein: That's the only part of the trades I can read without getting jealous.