PJ DeBoy credited as playing...
- Jamie: Was that the first time someone sang the National Anthem into your ass?
- Ceth: No.
- Sofia: I'm pre-orgasmic.
- Jamie: Does that mean you're about to have one?
- [Jamie jumps on Shabbos]
- Jamie: Ah! You got a boner!
- Shabbos Goy: That's my cell phone, you fuckin' albino butch faggot!
- Jamie: [to Sofia] Let's face it, monogamy's for straight people.
- Jamie: I just have to switch the film, we're going to watch a three-hour Gertrude Stein documentary.
- Justin Bond: Sounds like a real weenie-shrinker. Come on, let's go get laid.
- Jamie: [to James] Do you love me? You don't love me anymore.
- [repeated line]
- Jamie: I'm an albino!
- Jamie: Recently we started talking about opening up our relationship.
- James: Sexually, you know.