Henry Winkler credited as playing...
Barry Zuckerkorn
- Wayne Jarvis: I have a picture taken by a traffic camera of you escorting your father.
- [hands it to Michael]
- Barry Zuckerkorn: Are you sure these aren't balls? Because last time, they were balls.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: [Barry is handed the picture of Michael and George Sr. in the stair car] I really wish they were balls.
- Michael: Yes, this is Michael Bluth for Barry.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: [to his secretary] I'm not here.
- Barry's Secretary: Barry's not in right now. Would you like to leave her a message?
- Michael: Yeah, tell her she needs to whisper a little softer next time, AND I'm not paying for this phone call.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: I am not a girl, you...
- Barry's Secretary: [pulls out a tape recorder] Go ahead, call me something. I'm redecorating my kitchen.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: So basically you're about 2,000 shares short of being the majority stock holders. Now unfortunately it's a private stock so you can not just buy up the shares unless someone is willing to sell
- Michael: Are you sure?
- Barry Zuckerkorn: That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves'
- Barry Zuckerkorn: It would help if you all showed up, looking like a loving, supportive family.
- Lucille: For how long?
- Barry Zuckerkorn: Ten minutes tops.
- Lucille: See if you can get it down to five.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: Those are the pictures?
- Wayne Jarvis: They're all over the news.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: [scrutinizes] Those are balls.
- Wayne Jarvis: What?
- Narrator: Barry was right. Tobias had inadvertently photographed himself in the bathtub while trying to figure out his new cell phone.
- Lindsay Funke: Barry, did you talk to a doctor?
- Barry Zuckerkorn: I did. I have poison oak. Do you believe it? How the hell did I get that?
- [Cut to a shot of a rest area]
- Lucille Bluth: She was talking about George.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: Oh, he's the same. Look, I guess we should decide on who's going to speak for the family. I would, but I have Laker tickets.
- [Cut to a shot of the rest area]
- Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Barry receives a sign from God.
- Barry Zuckerkorn: [Seeing a replica of the Ten Commandments on top of his car] I will obey your will, I will lead a good life.
- [Sees a parking ticket on his car]
- Barry Zuckerkorn: Well, to hell with this then.
- Lucille Bluth: You'd think a man locked up in prison would able to abstain. Your father with his disgusting tweaking. I couldn't breast feed any of you kids because of that man.
- [Everyone cringes]
- Barry Zuckerkorn: They still look fabulous.