Woody Harrelson credited as playing...
Stan Lloyd
- Stan Lloyd: It's okay to be happy to see me. Just because you're English doesn't mean you need to hide your emotions.
- Max Burdett: I'm Irish. We let people know how we feel. Now fuck off.
- Stan Lloyd: The world is divided up between people who like to watch the sunset and those who don't.
- Stan Lloyd: [pauses] People like you are never happy. You're anxious, type-A, egocentric perfectionists who can't sit still and die alone with a million bucks and a thousand regrets. Now, people who can relax, enjoy the sunset, hold hands at the end of the day... they're the happy ones.
- [Stan is putting suntan lotion on Max]
- Stan Lloyd: Don't you want me to coat everything?
- [Max's fishing pole starts to move]
- Max Burdett: My pole!
- Stan Lloyd: No way, man! I'm only doing your back!
- Stan Lloyd: [after emptying his revolver into a shark Max caught] You have the right to remain silent!