Federico Dordei credited as playing...
Mahmoud
- Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [asking gigolos about their night] So... Assapopolis, got any She-Johns lined up for Tonight?
- Assapopoulos Mariolis: I got the herpes. What're you gonna do, heh.
- Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [chuckles Sarcastically, then rips off band-aid] Liar! Mahmoud, What's your excuse?
- Mahmoud: Uh, I just realized... I'm gay. Does anyone... want a blow job?
- [all the other Manwhores make a Sourly disgusted Face]
- Dutch Gigolo: I do.
- Mahmoud: Ok then. I guess I'd better go... put that penis in my mouth.
- Wealthy Woman in Car: [pulls up in a car] Hey guys! I need a quick gigolo fix. What do you say?
- Enzo Giarraputo: [aware that a manwhore killer is on the loose] Ahh. I'm judging a sand castle building competition this afternoon so... I can't help you.
- Mahmoud: [the woman pulls out a Wad of Cash] Ahh... The dog ate my... penis.
- [the woman drives off]
- Gaspar Voorsboch: [pointing a Sword at Deuce] You die with the rest of them, Gigolo! Those Gigalos... robbed Me of My Manhood, I was never able to satisfy a Woman, and I shall see to it that they don't either!
- [Starts sword fighting with Deuce]
- Deuce Bigalow: You don't have to kill anybody, Gaspar, cause You can please a Woman! These Gigalos... don't know what they're talking about!
- Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [Watching from the TV outside the Building] Is He talking about us?
- Deuce Bigalow: Do You really think that all a Woman wants; is for someone to give Her a mud pretzel, Turkish snow cone, or an Irish facial?
- Chadsworth Buckingham, III: Yes they do, liar!
- [All the Women nod in disagreement]
- Deuce Bigalow: All a Woman really wants; is someone who cares about Her, asks Her about or day, or how She's feeling... or or at least pretends to.
- Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [All the Women agree with Deuce] What?
- Gaspar Voorsboch: ...or when She's sad...
- [Gaspar lunges his sword at Deuce, but misses]
- Gaspar Voorsboch: ... cry with Her! Face it, these Gigalos are just ripping Women off!
- Chadsworth Buckingham, III: Hey, I'll let You know that I've had absolutely no complaints from any of those freaks!
- Lily: [Slaps His Face] I faked it!
- Deuce Bigalow: Women don't care if You drive a fancy car, wear a Rolex watch, or have a gigantic schlong like... Heinz Hummer.
- Mahmoud: This Guy knows his shit!
- Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [All the Gigalos pull out objects that make it look like they have bulges] What are You all doing?... anybody else? *Lil' Kim pulls out a Tootsie roll*
- Deuce Bigalow: Let a Woman You know You really care about Her, and maybe She'll give You an Irish facial.
- Gaspar Voorsboch: [Knocks the sword out of Deuces hand, pulls out the remote detonator] We die together, Deuce!
- Deuce Bigalow: Please sir, You don't have to do this!
- Gaspar Voorsboch: They ruined My Life!
- Deuce Bigalow: Just give Me the detonator...
- Gaspar Voorsboch: No, My penis exploded!
- Deuce Bigalow: O.k... that's a tough one, I'll give You that, but having a penis... is overrated, trust Me.