Jill Ritchie credited as playing...
- Janet: Everybody's talking about it.
- Amy: About what?
- Janet: How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut.
- Amy: You shut up.
- Janet: A gay slut.
- Amy: I'm not gay!
- Janet: Ms. Petrie wants to see you.
- Janet: [the D.E.B.S. walk in on Amy and Lucy in bed. Max and everyone but Janet leave, disgusted] You *really* need to check your messages.
- Janet: [Janet and Scud catch Amy and Lucy in a near kiss] Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!
- Scud: [smug tone to Janet] You owe me fifty bucks.
- Dominique: You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once.
- Janet: You need to speak English or French. Frenglish is not a language.
- Janet: [Dominique, Janet, and Max are locked in the bank vault. Max is banging on the vault door with a crowbar, and Dominique has lit up a cigarette. Janet looks at her horrified] Please don't smoke! Please?
- [looking annoyed, Dominique takes a drag and blows smoke dismissively in Janet's direction]
- Janet: [to Max] Tell her not to smoke!
- [looking more annoyed, Max rolls her eyes and walks toward Dominique]
- Janet: Guys! There's not enough air and soon we're going to be faint on the floor, and the only air left in this room will be toxic!
- [Max takes a cigarette from Dominique, lights it, and takes a deep drag which she lets out. Janet, very distressed, approaches the two of them waving her hands]
- Max: This is bullshit!
- Janet: This could not get any worse!
- [Spikes come out of the ceiling and the ceiling slowly lowers toward them]
- Max: See? Trap.
- Max: Janet! Wake up! We got a lead on Amy!
- Janet: [to herself because she knows Amy's with Lucy willingly] Oh, God!
- [jumps out of bed]
- Janet: Oh no no no no no no no...
- Max: [to Amy] I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.
- Janet: [under her breath] Perfect whore!
- Scud: So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted...
- Janet: Yes.
- Scud: I didn't ask you anything yet.
- Janet: Whatever it is, yes.
- Scud: Awesome.
- Janet: So, where're you going to?
- Amy: I think... Barcelona.
- Janet: I'll miss you.
- [pauses]
- Janet: Can I have your room?
- Janet: I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.
- Amy: Really? Where did you get it?
- Janet: Target.
- Amy: No way.
- Dominique: Silence!
- Janet: [whispering] They also have it in teal.
- Janet: [looks confused] What if she really loves her? I mean, what if Lucy really makes her happy?
- [to Max]
- Janet: If you were really her best friend, you'd probably let her go.
- Amy: Nothing happened.
- Janet: She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!
- Amy: I am not!
- Janet: You violated the prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a *girl*. You're so busted!
- Janet: [watching Amy and Lucy flirt] Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend seems to be hitting on my friend.
- Scud: You're not wrong
- Janet: Yeah, but my friends, not into that.
- Scud: [under breath] Right.
- Scud: What the hell?
- Janet: I couldn't stop them!
- Scud: [pauses] You look nice.
- Janet: Thanks.
- [pauses]
- Janet: What?
- Max: [to Janet] What are you doing?
- Janet: [to Max] Nothing!
- [punches Scud, who falls to the floor, unconscious]
- Janet: Sorry!
- Janet: Have you seen my gun?
- Max: I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.
- Janet: [incredulous] You too?
- Janet: Oh my god! She almost kissed you! And you almost let her!
- Amy: Drop it!
- Scud: [to Janet] You owe me fifty bucks.
- Janet: [unhappy] All I ever want to do is earn my stripes.
